Mark Twain

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Mark Twain

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1. Mark Twain

Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

2. Procrastination

Never put off till tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

3. Legislature

No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

4. Taxidermy

Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

The taxidermist takes only your skin.

The word taxidermy comes from the Greek words for class or type (taxonomy) and skin or fur as in a type of skin (dermatology).

5. Good judgment

Good judgment is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgment.
Mark Twain (Author and Humorist, alias Samuel Clemens)

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